Sell Virginity to Pay for Tuition
This week a 19-year old New Zealand student sold her virginity online to pay for her college tuition. She made $31,500 off the deal. There was also a 22-year old Sacramento State student who did the same thing.
I was so inspired by these proud women that I also like to free myself from the fees and cost of school. So today I would like to official offer my virginity to pay for my Grad School! You must meet a few conditions.
Participant must be born a female
Participant must not qualify for retirement or senior discounts
Participant must be able to ride all rides at magic mountain. (Doesn’t mean you have to, but that you are capable of doing this)
For a group contributions
All participants must have a combined age below 83
All participants must have an aggregate weight below 400 pounds
Let the bidding war being!
