Dating Advise From My Friends
After you get a girls number you should make sure to call her incessantly to let her know your interested. They love that.
But always hang up when she answers, so you will seem mysterious.
If she answers before you hang up, start babbling about nothing in particular and laugh nervously, that shows your boyish charm.
Also tell her that, even though you only shared a few moments together, she’s ‘the one’. It will show that you’re a romantic. Chicks dig that.
Shit you should probably start ring shopping today. Having one on you will seem like you are committed. But ask to move in at coffee before u spring the ring!
After you move in make sure to tell her that she’s not as hot as some of your ex’s so that she’ll be motivated to make up for her deficiencies.
If you follow this advise you might end up
a) not ever wake up again
b) wake up in a tub filled with ice with your kidneys missing
c) have the greatest story to tell at your wedding day
This advise is pure gold. I don’t know what I would do with my friends.
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