August 2009
76 posts
The 7 Stages of Being Fat →
The 7 Stages of Being Fat
Stage 1:
Potentially Fat
Stage 2:
Topanga From “Boy Meets World” Fat (Haha Its a thin line thick sexy fat and not)
Stage 3:
Party Animal Fat
Stage 4:
Sporty Fat (Haha WTF? Like the spicy girls or something)
Stage 5:
Double Take Fat (Remember: You can’t unseen things)
Stage 6:
Surrender Fat (AKA: 3 Wolf T-Shirt Fat)
Stage 7:
Melding...
5 Reasons To Stay With The Person You Love →
5 Reasons To Stay With The Person You Love
1. Love is a decision
Watching Governor Sanford stand up over these past weeks and speak about how he found his soul mate in his Argentinean lover reminded me of something Pema Chodron, a Buddhist nun and author, wrote about Sweat Lodges. She wrote that the only way to be in a Sweat Lodge — to experience all that it brings — is to sit far...
Eat meat and vegetables, nuts and seeds, some fruit, little starch and no sugar....
– Crossfit in 100 Words - Coach Glassman, CrossFit Founder
The Beatles: Rock Band First DLC →
There will be one full Beatles album released every month until the end of the year.
Also here is the link to The Beatles: Rock Band Song List
HD Trailer for Avatar →
Texting While Driving Video: Will Graphic Imagery Change People’s Behavior?
Needed an extra rest day
Skipped CrossFit today, just wasn’t feeling it. But I was still productive! Got a haircut and did laundry. So happy that Jon hung out with me at the laundry mat or else I would have been bored to tears. Jon also suggests I find a new laundry mat, still no cute girls =) The movies are a lie.
I think I’ll do light Fran here at home, then get some dinner. I’ll also work on my...
Will: Yo
Bernie: sup meng
Will: Hang on a sec.
Bernie: haha dick move man :)
Bernie: i'll brb.
Burger King Is Above The Law!
Respect the King’s authority!
Its a dangerous burger.
Reused Cake
Jonathan: Yo, remember the cake Jimmy got yesterday and gave to my mom at our dinner?
Bernie: Yeah, totally made us look bad >.<
Jonathan: Well the cake said "we love you jimmy" on it. Hahahahahaha
Bernie: Hahahahahhahahaha oohh thats too good!
How can I run a server on Linux on port 80 as a... →
This totally worked great for me =)
# iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -p tcp --dport 80 -j REDIRECT --to-port 8080
Towards a programmable web: PubSubHubbub for... →
This is pretty cool. Its an alert that tells your app when the site your subscribed too has an update. Almost like subscribing to a JMS Topic.
Eyes twitching, Ears ringing, Nose itching..What... →
I love Yahoo Answers.
Question: I’ve heard all this stuff about:
when your eye twitches, it means someone’s talking about you,
when your nose itches, it means someone wants to know a secret about you,
and so on…
Are all these things true, or are they just myths?
Is there a medical reason behind this? Best Answer: ringing means someone cant stop thinking about you. or you...
Dream
Last night I had this crazy dream. My friend stopped by my place and dropped off a dog for me. The dog could talk but mostly used human body language. When I asked him if he knew where to pee, it would shake its head yes and point outside in the neighbors flower garden. Good Boy =) Haha it was like hanging out with a real-life version of Brian from Family Guy… except without all the...
How can you tell if a person is a programmer?
Haha so true.
“When you ask them a question there will usually be a discernible pause (long enough to notice by a mere mortal but not too long, since they tend to think fast) for mental lexical analysis, pre-processing, linking, syntactic/semantic analysis and optimisation before they answer.
I also noticed that it takes a disproportionately long time to obtain an answer from them for a...
One of the top ten BEST txt msgs I have evar...
Bernie: Remember all those mattress stores we saw? I can't find them now. Oh well, I better get back to work anyways.
Tinna: Haha we gotta go drive down pico again and find them!
Bernie: I know! Ooohhh it's on Pico!! I was freakn on the wrong street. Ggrrrr.
Tinna: Haha well now you know. And knowing is half the battle! ;-)