October 2008
119 posts
Solution
I think I pretty much found the solution to many of life’s problems. Buy a Go-Cart. Seriously… who the hell doesn’t want a go cart… with flames panted on the side.
Lets test it out.
Bob: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me.
John: Lets go buy a Go-Kart
Yep… works great. How about one more example.
Bob: My dads not my real dad. I hate my mom.
John: you should...
September 2008
102 posts
WatchWill Ferrell Answers Internet Questions
Will takes uncensored questions from his fans!
Predictably Irrational
Check out this book Predictably Irrational: The Hidden Forces That Shape Our Decisions. It does a really cool job of explaining why we make decisions about stuff we buy. Like how Starbucks can sell us a $5 coffee, when coffee used to cost $0.99.
Book Description
Why do our headaches persist after taking a one-cent aspirin but disappear when we take a 50-cent aspirin?
Why does recalling the Ten...
Flying Lemur →
Poor Naming
Discovery Channel: This is the Flying Lemur.
Discovery Channel: It can not fly and its technically not a lemur.
Bernie: Wait... so it can't really fly and its not a lemur, but its call the flying lemur?
Jon: Who named that thing?
Bernie: I don't know... but he REALLY wanted to find a lemur... that could fly.
Happy Birthday Greg
WatchSNL: Gov. Palin and Katie Couric get real and adorable… Tina Fey is AWESOME!
Hole in Adobe software allows free movie downloads... →
However, in tests by Reuters, at least one program to record online video, the Replay Media Catcher from Applian Technologies, recorded movies from Amazon and other sites that use Adobe’s encryption technology together with its video player verification.
Pirates Seized 33 Russian T-72 Tanks →
Argh… we be taking your tanks ya scurvy dawg.
Pirates seized the Ukrainian-operated ship Faina off the coast of Somalia on Thursday as it headed to Kenya carrying 33 Russian-built T-72 tanks and a substantial quantity of ammunition and spare parts.
We will defend ourselves
I'm kind of a big deal
Bernie: I have no heart
Bernie: and I never really type
Bernie: hahahaha
Jenn S: hahaha
Jenn S: i have no heart either
Jenn S: aww
Jenn S: it's a little heart
Jenn S:
Bernie: its almost the weekend... so close
Bernie: i think i might leave work early
Bernie: sneak out
Bernie: r u down? Lets do this
Jenn S: to sneak out early?
Jenn S: lol
Jenn S: no thanks
Jenn S: haha
Jenn S: i need to keep my job
Jenn S: the economy is going down in the shits
Bernie: wow... depressing much
Bernie: wait for it...
Bernie: wait... here it comeS..
Bernie: NEGATIVE NANCY!
Bernie: Hahaha
Jenn S: shudddup
Jenn S: hahaha
Jenn S: single bernie
Jenn S: ;)
Bernie: awh.. low blow
Bernie: I like being single
Jenn S: yea sure
Bernie: its called having lots of options
Jenn S: hahaa
Jenn S: doesn't seem like you have a lot of options
Bernie: or um... waiting for the right girl
Bernie: yeah... thats it
Jenn S: LOL
Bernie: o'rly
Jenn S: not really
Jenn S: :)
Bernie: haha... I don't know how to say thiS. but..
Bernie: i'm kind of a big deal
Rock Band 2
Rock Band 2
Release Date: October 19, 2008
Can’t wait!
“Funnily enough, though, Spook Turds From The Bottom Of The Sea are washing up on...”
– Gaia Has A Bumhole Spook Turds From The Bottom Of The Sea
Terminator 2 - Judgment Day for $5 bucks!
Terminator 2 - Judgment Day (Extreme DVD) on Amazon.
Crossfit Log
Angie 100 Pull-ups
100 Push-ups
100 Sit-ups
100 Squats
For Time: Complete all reps of each exercise before moving to the next.
My time: 18:42
WatchThe 1943 Guide to Hiring Women.
Everyone knows I mostly date asian women, but Moujan Z is freakn hot!
I don't need a Doctor, its only half my thumb
So… my grandpa cut off half of his thumb while cutting some wood on a circular saw. He’s such a bad ass that he didn’t want to go to the hospital. My grandma ended up dumping a bunch of iodine on it and it hurt like crazy. Later she went out to go look for the missing part of his thumb, thats true love right there.
I’m such a programmer that all I could think about was at...
SharePod - Free your iPod →
Change
Add and remove music, videos, playlists and artwork on your iPod.
Backup
Backup all those tracks your just can’t lose onto your computer. Import them easily into your iTunes library
Share
SharePod can run straight from the iPod itself, so you can use it at work, school, home - wherever you and your iPod are.
WatchGreatest Medication Side Effect Evar!
Hot! →
The little flash video is awesome… too bad the girl in the main pic is missing a leg though.
Crossfit Log
3 mins on
1 min rest
5x [
135lbs Cleans x 3
push ups x 6
squats x 9
]
Round 1: 4
Round 2: 3
Round 3: 3
Round 4: 2
Round 5: 2
Shoot me in the head…
Video Shows Easy Hacking of E-Voting Machines →
The video shows an attack where a virus-like software spreads across the voting system. The coolest part of the video is the one that shows how the ‘brainwashed’ voting terminals can use different techniques to change the votes even when a paper audit trail is used. Pretty scary stuff. The video is absolute proof that these types of attacks are indeed feasible and not just a conspiracy...
iPhone Screen Capture →
Every time you press the Home button on your iPhone, a screen capture is taken in order to produce a visual effect.
You can also take a screen capture by pressing and holding Home and then pressing the Top button.
iPhone Updates Rocks! (version 2.1) →
I love being able to update my cell phone. Its like the gift that keeps on giving.
Fewer dropped calls
Increased 3G download speeds
Faster application installation
More bars
Reduced backup (Sync) time
iTunes 8 Upgrade and Music Podcast
I have heard lots of good and bad things about iTunes 8 which kind of doesn’t want to make me upgrade. Not sure how well “Genius mode” will work since I have never purchased a song from iTunes. Mostly MP3s from CDs or Amazon Music Store (Which is amazing!)
But I did find this quote which sounds kind of nice.
In iTunes 8 you can change the download settings different for each...
Please Dress Me! Tshirt Search Engine →
Intro to DD-WRT: Mod your wireless router to do... →