Alcohol
Keeping the Sharpie company in business since 1926

Alcohol
Keeping the Sharpie company in business since 1926

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Kitty is a very BAD Mystic

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Hoe Foreshore!

sho’nuff!

Hoe Foreshore!

sho’nuff!

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The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere

My ass is sssooo freakn comfy! Its like a tempurpedic ass; its soft where you want it and firm where you need it.

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Tuesday & Thursdays

A while ago I posted about my Monday & Wednesdays. Now here’s an update for my other two busy days of the week.

7:30am: Wake up
7:35am: Quick Warm-up 2-3 (10x pullups, pushups, situps, squats)
7:45am: Shower get dressed
8:00am: Drive/Bus to UCLA, get food!
Before class starts: Review Material we are about to cover
10:00am-12ish pm: Data Mining
12:30pm - 1:30pm: Lunch
1:30pm - 4pm: Study / HW / Course Work
4:00pm - 5:30pm: Seminar (If we have one)
5:00/6:00pm: Drive to Crossfit
5:30pm - 7:30/8:30pm: Warmup, Workout, Cool down
8:30pm: Find / Cook dinner, food again!
9:00pm: Showa time again.
9:30pm-10:30ish pm: Study/HW/Facebook-Twitter-Reader/Eat some more.
Need to get to sleep early since I wake up at 6am the next day.

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Dwight Schrute’s Top 10 Skills & Where To Obtain Them

10. Playing the Recorder
9. Licensed Notary Public
8. Beet Farmer and Innkeeper
7. Purple Belt in Goju-Ryu Karate
6. Interrogation
5. German
4. Volunteer Sheriff
3. Crossbow and Paintball
2. Escape From a Straitjacket
1. Table Tennis

Dwight Schrute’s Top 10 Skills & Where To Obtain Them

10. Playing the Recorder
9. Licensed Notary Public
8. Beet Farmer and Innkeeper
7. Purple Belt in Goju-Ryu Karate
6. Interrogation
5. German
4. Volunteer Sheriff
3. Crossbow and Paintball
2. Escape From a Straitjacket
1. Table Tennis

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iPad Keynote in less than 180 Seconds: Incredible, Beautiful, Amazing!

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Cover Girl: Before and After Photoshop

Cover Girl: Before and After Photoshop

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Internet Distractions
It’s like “Night at the Museum” for A.D.D. students.

This is totally whats going on with my life today!!! ARRGHH, I need to get back to work.

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Sell Virginity to Pay for Tuition

This week a 19-year old New Zealand student sold her virginity online to pay for her college tuition. She made $31,500 off the deal. There was also a 22-year old Sacramento State student who did the same thing.

I was so inspired by these proud women that I also like to free myself from the fees and cost of school. So today I would like to official offer my virginity to pay for my Grad School! You must meet a few conditions.

Participant must be born a female
Participant must not qualify for retirement or senior discounts
Participant must be able to ride all rides at magic mountain. (Doesn’t mean you have to, but that you are capable of doing this)

For a group contributions
All participants must have a combined age below 83
All participants must have an aggregate weight below 400 pounds

Let the bidding war being!

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